10 Reasons to Hire a Boat

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Reason 1

Chicks dig guys with boats

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Reason 2

1 Boat Trip = £525

Quality father son time = Priceless

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Reason 3

Sneer at the poorer land-dwellers

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Reason 4

Survive a Zombie attack

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Reason 5

1 Boat Trip = £525

Outshining your dad = Priceless

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Reason 6

Nuff' Said

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Reason 7

Avoid paying tax

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Reason 8

Survive a flood

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Reason 9

Get revenge on childhood bullies

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Reason 10

Did we mention chicks dig guys with boats?